Grifter Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes just for laughs, I slip condoms into the carts of little old ladies at the grocery store and then watch for the checker's reaction....

   When you dial somebody on a Google phone, is there an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button? That would be great for single people....

   There are very, very few things it's ok to say to someone at the next urinal. "You must take vitamins", is not one of them....

   If you water an apple tree with apple juice, is it forced cannibalism...?

   My neighbor was banging on my door at 3 a.m.! Can you believe that? 3 a.m.! Luckily, I was still up playing my drums....