@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   I met this Chinese guy named Ho Lee Chit... (^_^)

   you know your high when you wait for a stop sign to change color.

   i asked God to protect me from my enemines. Then all of a sudden I started losing "friends".

   The best part of waking up...isBUDLIGHT in your cup!

   Fresh out the shower √ Ice cold beer √ BBQ grill ready √ Sunday NFL Football √ √ √....---> IT'SGO TIME<---

   I am aware that I am less than some people perfer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.

   The best part about it being monday is Monday Night FOOTBALL! yeah buddie :)

   i wish my car ran off MONSTER like I do or even trident layers (imagine)..lol

   "If you want to fly, you got to give up the sh*t that weighs you down!"

   i hate how I walk by the computer and forget what I was planning on doing and instanly check here and facebook lol.

   Epic Fail # ur on a date and think you guys are having a moment and move in for the kiss and all you here from here mouth is...what are you doing?...lol

   ladies when a guy changes his status on facebook from single to in a relationship..say congratulations which hand is it this time? Right or Left

   That feel good feeling when someone walks into your life and you know there going to make an impact on your life :)

   Girl:i"d French kiss you. Guy: I'd Australian kiss you Girl: What's that? Guy: A french kiss only down under ;)

   ____&_____ <----- This totally looks like a person scooting there as$ on the floor..lol

   I need a BAD GIRL with good INTENTIONS

   Its makes me young again when I jack off with baby lotion..lol

   so much for black friday at a bar

   I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, b

   I wonder what I'm thinking right now...hummm?