olemissman79 Funny Status Messages

   first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.

   when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...

   just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!

   I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you

   I think, therefore we have nothing in common

   the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

   gonna update this status, but I got high. I was gonna let you in on my life, but I got high. Now I'm behind the times, and I know why... hey eh, cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high!

   hates it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

   thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

   tonight, alcohol would be proud of me

   preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!

   sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

   On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.

   just given murderous primatives the power of fire!

   used to be legit. He was too legit. He was too legit to quit... but now he's not legit. He's unlegit. And for that reason, he must quit.

   thinks our exit strategy for Iraq should involve "leaving" through Iran

   born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes

   1 day of coal for 364 of fun... I'll take my chances

   finally reached the Apex of Standardized Suckitude

   Christmas is the time of year when we want our pasts forgotten and our presents remembered!