Funny Status Message #97133
X Why do people think that Jesus is coming back? It's not like he was nailed to a f-kin boomerang
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Anonymous
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 08:28 PM
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 08:28 PM
This is supposed to be a funny comment page....I feel bad for you! I have never felt pity for a person who has made a post on this page until I read yours!
Rm
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 08:44 PM
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 08:44 PM
Be careful how you speak about the Lord. One day EVERYONE will be accountable to Him for EVERYTHING that they have ever said or done. Don't believe what I say...it's what the Bible says.
Scstarman
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 10:07 PM
What a mor[at]n. People think Jesus is coming back because He said He was coming back. It's called faith d!ckwad.
Anonymous
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 09:53 AM
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 09:53 AM
I am not religious, but that was a tacky move and more so disrespectful.
Me
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 04:13 PM
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 04:13 PM
I agree with everyone here....except for Marshall The Great. He obviously copied and pasted his response from another website.
Deathtojesus
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 07:35 PM
Wednesday April 18, 2012 @ 07:35 PM
Hahaha epic status
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Tuesday April 17, 2012 @ 05:51 PM
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. Obviously you have not been educated by anyone who is wise and witty. I pity everyone that liked this status. If you want to know about Jesus, let me know! I will teach you His word and guide you in the right direction.