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X You know it's time to break-up when the little things start to piss you off: "Damn girl, do you HAVE to close your eyes every time you blink? F*ck this sh!t, I'M OUT!"
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←Rate | 08-30-2011 13:52 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved , noads

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