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	 X  I want to name my dog Stains..... so when I call for him to come inside, I can yell "Come Stains!" ......and see how many neighbors give me dirty looks.	
 
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 - # 27807 adopted a white dog the other day and named him Stains. Now I can yell "Come Stains, Come Stains" out my front door!
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