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	 X is Sometimes, whenever I eat m&ms, I like to hold two m&ms between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one the didn't crack is deemed the champion. I grab another m&m and force - Read Comments for the rest	
 
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	Rounders
Sunday December 19, 2010 @ 06:33 PM
Sunday December 19, 2010 @ 06:33 PM
.... those long winter evenings must simply fly by....
		
	Anonymous
Sunday December 19, 2010 @ 08:54 PM
Sunday December 19, 2010 @ 08:54 PM
HA!
		
	Chad
Monday December 20, 2010 @ 07:37 AM
Monday December 20, 2010 @ 07:37 AM
Thats the best one i've seen on here in a while!!
		
	Tracie
Monday December 20, 2010 @ 04:38 PM
Monday December 20, 2010 @ 04:38 PM
LMAO!
		
	Jared
Thursday June 18, 2015 @ 04:34 PM
Thursday June 18, 2015 @ 04:34 PM
I used to do those competitions as a kid. 30 years ago. Lol
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Sunday December 19, 2010 @ 06:06 PM
And force it to compete with the champion in a deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&ms. When there is only on remaining m, I send a letter to m&m headquarters with the champion inside, along with a note attached that reads "please use this m for breeding purposes"