Funny Status Message #27927

X hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!
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←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:25 by geez | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday August 3, 2010 @ 01:05 PM

...maybe it's because you're Fat?

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