Funny Status Message #26109

X is tired. Tried to fall back asleep this mornig, but couldnt, woke up with such a stiffy, I had no skin left to close my eyes!
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←Rate | 07-07-2010 16:46 | Tags: Approved

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Nunau
Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 04:50 PM

Hilarious!!!!!!

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