Funny Status Message #26048
 
 	
	 X  's ideas regarding romance have drastically evolved since kids & marriage. Flowers are lame. A man pushing a vacuum or starting a load of laundry without being asked, however, is the hottest thing since Brooke Shields swam the Blue Lagoon naked! 	
 
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	Kelli - mother and wife!!!!
Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 01:30 AM
Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 01:30 AM
I kinda think it is funny and true. probably the ones that don't are all dudes. ha
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Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 01:11 AM
I kinda think it is funny and true. probably the ones that don't are all dudes. ha