Funny Status Message #196901

X is Now that Valentine's Day is over and cake candy and flowers are 50% off, if anyone's interested I'm single!
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# 196738 Can't wait for my favorite holiday on February 15th known to single people as 50% off Valentine's Day Cake and Candy Day!
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# 191707 If you’re single and starting to feel a little sad about Valentines day just remember that Saint Valentine was beaten, thrown in prison then beheaded and all candy will be 50% off the next day.

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