Funny Status Message #143037

X says I've only been in this city 2 nights and already there are 4 bars I can never go back to
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# 140675 Warning. This property is protected 4 nights a week by a guy with a 12 gauge shotgun. You guess the nights.

←Rate | 01-01-2014 13:18

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