Funny Status Message #139487

X says A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person.
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# 90500 if this toaster thinks setting 3 is "burn to a crisp and light on fire", I don't even want to know what setting 6 does.
# 165158 When you save a beautiful sexy woman from a house fire and she says "Sorry I have a boyfriend."
# 36825 just asked a group of people for a lighter. They thought she was homeless, asking for money. She's wearing false lashes. When was the last time you saw a homeless person with false lashes?

←Rate | 10-27-2013 13:03

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