Funny Status Message #133937
X says I'm glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."

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- # 210945 Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them.
- # 3781 exercising at work....banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour!
- # 30723 I think the world would be way cooler if we would have domesticated the bear instead the horse. Oh you pranced around, jumped a stick and ate some hay? Big deal, my bear just ate a hobo, paw'd a bee hive then roared so hard deaf people heard it.
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