Funny Status Message #125149

X says Sequester Apocalypse? I don't even see any dead road kill on my morning drive to work. I want a refund.
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# 200357 As of yesterday it is illegal to eat road kill in Montana. "Road kill" is such an ugly phrase. I prefer the term "vehicularly harvested."
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# 125389 According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!

←Rate | 03-01-2013 15:40

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