Funny Status Message #11490
 
 	
	 X says note to self for next Christmas..... don't leave deer jerky out for Santa - cookies are a better choice...	
 
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 - # 207466 Dear Santa! Listen here! I'll keep eating my deer jerky while you give me what I want for Christmas or Rudolph is next. Make it happen fat man!
 - # 204156 Dear Santa: Either you give me what I want for Christmas or I'll turn Rudolph and Comet into a piece of deer jerky. Make it happen, fat man!
 - # 82982 Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
 
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