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The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot, the least knobby dot for annual quantum police thee dot… or whatever that Spanish Christmas song is saying. 
How much would a wood chuck would chuck if you pls shut the hell up? 😀
My dog wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. Fleas Navidad.
It's so ironic that they keep calling us sheep, yet they're the ones taking medicine from the petting zoo.
So...you've been eating hot dogs, chicken nuggets and other processed meats all your life, but you won't get the shot because you don't know what's in it????
I can hear those folks stuck on that snowed-in, 55 mile stretch of I-95 in northern Virginia: "But we love the seasons!"
Hello welcome to marriage anonymous." Hi, I'm Todd. It's been 12 years since my last decision. I had an independent thought yesterday that I almost said aloud but I called my sponsor and we talked through it & I stayed quiet!"
Me: I'm not getting the Covid vaccine because I don't know what is in it. Also me: Ooooooo..... The McRib is back!
YouTube video: "How to stop procrastinating." Me: [Add to Watch Later]
helped my neighbor with something this morning and she said to me "I could marry you!" I couldn't believe it... you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return...
Yeah, I like the seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the nasty ones.
You'd be surprised at how quick Home depot employees help you after ignoring you for 20 minutes when you try to start a chainsaw...
The world is just 1 Keith Richards death away from imploding
I'm looking for 11,780 point for my sports team because I know in my heart they won.
Everyone over here doing the 10 year challenge while metaverse is doing the facial recognition challenge.
The processor in my smart phone is 120,000,000 times faster than the computer aboard Apollo 11. They went to the moon, I play Clash of Clans and watch videos of funny cats flushing toilets.
My wife's doctor called and I had to take a message. He said her Pabst Beer came back negative. What the hell is he talking about?
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
Can I borrow...Nope You got...Nope Can you let me...Nope Just practicing for 2022👌🤣
looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue 