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   messageicon thinking about the similarities between men and soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:58 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:53 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:52 by Marymc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be nice if the ATM just shot out an extra $20 every once in a while.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I thought I was having déjà vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:27 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon hyou're obviously too stupid to read back through all the wacko liberal posts of the last few days
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon • I've just been told that the invisible man and a ghost are going to have a fight... But I just can't see that happening.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:47 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you....
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:19 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miley Cyrus is going to coach and mentor the Top 11 Finalists on American Idol...In related news, the same agent has booked Tiger Woods to be the mentor on The Bachelor ...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it..
←Rate | 03-23-2010 12:18 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon Can the govt mge health care? I think not, look at the cash 4 clunkers. Mths after it ended dealers were still not paid. Guess the docs will wait 6 + months to receive their pymt. The cash 4 clunkers was a blip on the radar in size compared to health care
←Rate | 03-23-2010 11:03 by Luke Comments (2)  


   messageicon instead of fighting over healthcare the government should just legalize-marijuana. then when we are all stoned then they can do what they want and we will all be to ripped to care
←Rate | 03-23-2010 10:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they say you shouldnt mix business with pleasure....so how does the adult industry operate...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barack Obama is pro-life, as long as that life is on death row!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:47 by truthtalker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was watching Spongebob with my Daughter the other day and she left the room. It's bad enough, I found myself still watching it by myself. But..... what's even odder is that I realized the irony that Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Hitler has a lot to answer for- not so much the genoside - mass murdering- god complex- and many other stuff! But also the fact that little stubby tashes can never be fashionable! Ive just tried - it'd suit me ;-)
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:39 by Mart Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nancy Pelosi: Doing to health care what she did to her face!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 09:39 by barack Comments (0)  




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