Monday Funny Status Messages

   A lot of people constantly complain about Monday's, Tuesday's and Wednesday's being the worst part of the week, I have discovered that with the right mix of Jack Daniels and sleeping pills those days no longer have to happen.

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   I wish we could "Hand Pick" who gets knocked off line on Monday!!!

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   I’ll like to brag that after 12 Years of marriage, I still have sex with my wife almost every day! Almost on Monday Almost on Tuesday Almost on Wednesday Almost on Thursday Almost on Friday Almost on Saturday Almost on Sunday.!

   On Monday I have appointments at the psychologist and the gynecologist and if it was the 1800s that would be the same thing

   I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

   Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.

   was apparently misinformed about the meaning of 'cyber' Monday. *zips pants* My apologies to all of my co-workers.

   It's Monday. I'm refreshed and ready to hate my Job

   Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life

   Just got my dream Job starts next Monday .. Window cleaner in Amsterdam.,

   My middle finger seems to get more exercise on Monday than any other day of the week.

   The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"

   My Saturday was going pretty well until I realised it was Monday.

   A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...

   Will be open for Flirting from 8pm - 2am, Monday - Sunday.

   Y couldn't judgement day begin on Monday!? why did it had to ruin my weekend!?

   it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning.