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   messageicon The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 06:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...
←Rate | 09-19-2011 05:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Cyber Monday...my pants are 75% off...
←Rate | 12-02-2013 11:46 by the turk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Monday was a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:37 by Memz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0
←Rate | 06-17-2014 07:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
←Rate | 08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH Comments (4)  


   messageicon I am starting my diet and exercise program next Monday – I am tired of looking like I ATE four children instead of like I HAVE four children…
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:09 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon MONDAY: Mentally Overworked, Nauseated, Dysfunctional And Yucky
←Rate | 11-29-2010 08:28 by Legarzia Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always hate Monday, but when I do it's usually the Monday after the Spring Daylight Savings Time change.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 13:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day... Except on Monday. That b*tch has at least 50.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 13:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity...
←Rate | 05-03-2010 17:31 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodbye Memorial Day weekend. Like a fifth of Vodka and a handful of prescription painkillers you made Monday more bearable......
←Rate | 05-27-2013 19:22 by @mrcraig_rotten Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..
←Rate | 10-11-2010 19:03 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven’t dreaded a Monday this bad in a long time. It’s been at least 7 days.
←Rate | 07-10-2019 00:38 by @dski90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To be honest, I'm just not that into you, Monday.
←Rate | 05-02-2016 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!
←Rate | 05-24-2010 15:10 by geez Comments (0)  




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