Monday Funny Status Messages

   I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

   Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge

   Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It's Tuesday that sucks.

   You are like Monday...nobody likes you!

   DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.

   Really suffering from PMS today - Premature Monday Syndrome.

   I would complain more about Monday, but there is still the rest of the week to mess up everything.

   ... Just been watching Ladies Olympic Beach Volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury .... But I should be OK by Monday

   Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home..

   Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   That is correct Monday. And the horse you rode in on...

   Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!

   I like to spend my Monday mornings avoiding people who might ask about my weekend.

   If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

   -Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Blink -Monday.

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.

   I don't blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers :/

   I've got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I'm gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist, a priest and bail money.