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   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon biggest lie women tell: be honest, I wont get mad
←Rate | 01-25-2012 05:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the tv show "cheers" they claim its the place "where everybody knows your name"...i don't think they sold many beers at the bar if they could recall names
←Rate | 10-19-2011 16:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas
←Rate | 01-05-2011 19:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it odd that there's never a yelp review for the yelp website
←Rate | 05-26-2016 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I've done a lot of "marathons"
←Rate | 03-20-2015 03:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 19:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember moms, if you smell burnt toast you're not having a stroke...its the kids trying to make breakfast
←Rate | 05-12-2018 20:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon what did the California politician say to the restaurant manager ? this is the last straw
←Rate | 08-01-2018 23:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if the mcDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone seen Steven Tyler lately?...that dude really does look like a lady
←Rate | 03-28-2012 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with all these statues getting removed, I'm worried now about asking "the general" about car insurance
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet now Martin Shkreli wish he had that anti-parasite medicine
←Rate | 03-12-2018 07:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this status has been formatted to fit your screen
←Rate | 02-22-2013 02:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon gun fired at the BET awards...dont they listen to rap music & realize the rappers have guns....try a metal detector at next year's award show
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then
←Rate | 07-27-2010 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn't find any
←Rate | 09-20-2014 21:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon DUI of the Tiger
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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