Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
Мило плюну в душу, нагло улыбнусь.
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03-27-2024 03:19
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I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
wow, TᕼE ᗩᖇT Oᖴ TᕼE ᗪEᗩᒪ
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03-25-2024 22:07
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Jeeziz. That fart was so rank, my nose disowned me.
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03-24-2024 20:45 by Cutter
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I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am
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03-23-2024 22:55
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Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.
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03-23-2024 21:14 by Srpdrzman
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Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.