Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
←Rate | 03-27-2024 06:09 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Мило плюну в душу, нагло улыбнусь.
←Rate | 03-27-2024 03:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
←Rate | 03-26-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow, TᕼE ᗩᖇT Oᖴ TᕼE ᗪEᗩᒪ
←Rate | 03-25-2024 22:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeeziz. That fart was so rank, my nose disowned me.
←Rate | 03-24-2024 20:45 by Cutter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am
←Rate | 03-23-2024 22:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.
←Rate | 03-23-2024 21:14 by Srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
←Rate | 03-23-2024 08:16 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
←Rate | 03-21-2024 20:59 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.
←Rate | 03-21-2024 09:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  



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