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   messageicon given your computer the Swine Flu Virus
←Rate | 05-03-2009 05:33 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon anything is possible with boobs
←Rate | 02-07-2010 23:26 by haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion
←Rate | 12-01-2011 23:59 by haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon D: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ? P: I don't know. D: I never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 04:01 by HAHA Comments (1)  


   messageicon When we were kids my sister played with dolls and I played with soldiers. Now it's the other way round.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:00 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woman aks pharmacy clerk if they sold extra large comdoms. Clerk said yes, would like a pack? No she replied. But I'd like to wait here untill someone does.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:08 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon A study says we only use 12% of our brain. Just think how intelligent we would be if we used the other 70%.
←Rate | 04-14-2018 14:13 by HaHa Comments (3)  


   messageicon I'am a compulsive liar Everything I say is a lie And that is the truth.... "BELIEVE ME"
←Rate | 04-18-2018 18:17 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 05:15 by HaHa Comments (2)  


   messageicon Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:40 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Almond milk will now be known as white stuff from nuts."
←Rate | 08-01-2018 01:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A fifth of Jack will make any girl look sexy.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 01:39 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon To make perfect chilli only use 239 beans. If you add one more it willbe too farty.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 18:13 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that Tampax advertisements always shows women ice skating, dancing or playing tennis. The only activity my wife partakes in at that time of the month is biting my head off.
←Rate | 08-01-2018 21:44 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A weasel walks in a bar. Bartender says what ya have? Pop goes the weasel.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 13:46 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the hint people...... Earbuds are a do not disturb sign.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 23:30 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not immauture....... I just know how to have fun.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 20:31 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If meterorologist are people who studies the weather. Are people who study meteors weatherologist?
←Rate | 08-13-2018 21:49 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone works with a bunch of a$$holes all day. Can they add proctologist to their resume?
←Rate | 08-15-2018 20:10 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ordered the worlds largest box from Amazon what would they ship it in?
←Rate | 08-16-2018 02:40 by Haha Comments (0)  



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