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openquote Life is a piece of cake....sometimes you just can't cut it.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Men are never lost like women are never late.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote I would not live forever,because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever,then we would live forever, but we Cannot live forever,which is why,i would not live forever.closequote
- Miss Alabama 1994 Miss Universe Contestant
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openquote And I don't feel the need to go on. I was happier singing along the way. I had things need to say, but now it's like a swallowed tape. It holds up my face from inside. As everything just falls apart
'Cause everything just fell apart for me.closequote
- Hurt
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openquote Life is crazy...and everyone still wants to fit in.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote When you hate yourself nothing good ever comes out!closequote
- Megan Yoder And Sari Purkiss
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openquote Life is like water, u need to hold it very carefully or everything is washed away.closequote
- Gaurav.e.s
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openquote Love is the most wonderful thing until it happens to your daughter !closequote
- William Shakespeare
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openquote People says that today after tommorrow but friend of mine says that tommorrow before today, i am quite confused.closequote
- Tsephel
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openquote Constant refutation of myself, a victim of Catch 22closequote
- Green Day- Walking Contradiction
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openquote If you fail to succeed, you succeed to fail.closequote
- Denis Williams
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openquote If Ajax cant take it off---you need a doctorclosequote
- T-mac
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openquote The sun shines on everyone but makes you stand out.closequote
- Emma Moller
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openquote Like medicine....if you take criticism with a smile, it just goes down better.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Life is like a slide.....so much fun that we get back up tomorrow and do it again!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Make a mistake once, you're forgiven. Make the same mistake twice...you're forgetful.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Marry a man who is both funny and rich and you will laugh all of the way to the bank.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Life is full of fear,so be strong in each step.closequote
- Lonely Yohzaan
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openquote Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!closequote
- Homer
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openquote Whats there left to fight for when there was never anything in the beginning?closequote
- Yeni Owino
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